For some reason my posts were deleted from Scans_Daily, so here's a repost of the Siren Echs Men comic.

And in this post, there actually is Logan/Scott sex!



Well, it's more like Psylocke/Logan/Scott/Rogue/Jean/Colossus/Storm/Mystique sex, but both their names are in there.





I don't think Mystique has much choice on whether to accept her punishment with complaint, not with that ball-gag in her mouth.



Apparently I was wrong.



I kinda wonder what the original Portugese for all those "MMMMMMMMMMMM"s, "AAAAAHHHHHHH"s, and "UUHHHHHHNNNNNN"s were.



So, Mystique can apparently orgasm out her mouth. Good to know.



And suddenly Mystique can't talk through her ball-gag now. Where's the continuity, I ask you? This would never happen when Stan Lee was editor.



Apparently Storm had a full set of bondage gear just lying around in case a villainess broke in and could be coerced into heavy domination sex.



Judging from all that lens flare, Mystique and Storm are practically dripping with baby lotion. Maybe that's why Scott's so upset. If it weren't for that waste of perfectly good lubricant, his wife wouldn't have to have unlubed anal sex with Wolverine.



It seems all the X-Men except Cyclops are okay with archvillain-sex, which is good considering how often the archvillains change sides. Even in pornverse, Cyclops can't get no respect.



I'm sorry, Scott, your explanation makes too much sense for pornverse. This cannot end well.



Do you really have to bust into a room, do a team pose, and dramatically "j'accuse" with your finger to ask a woman why she's giving a blowjob? Also, nice poker-face by Storm. Poker? I hardly even know her!



That first panel's word balloons I never expected to see alongside an evil, in-bondage dick-chick.

And you keep using that word cynicism. I do not think it means what you think it means.



It was at that precise moment that Scott realized installing spy-cams in all the X-mansion's rooms wasn't the best of ideas. Nor was having the tapes automatically sent to Storm.



I don't think any joke I could make would be as funny as Logan in that first panel, but I will try. Ahem. Someone should've been keeping a better eye on Mystique, because she obviously just enacted her evil plan to steal the pupils of everyone in the third panel. And Jean, people who've just done ass to mouth shouldn't throw stones.



Rogue, that... really doesn't have anything to do with anything, as indicated by Psylocke's "TMI!" face, which is more than matched by Rogue's wistful expression. Ahh, to be young and bukkaked with liquid metal spooge.



I tried my best with the porn-watching Wolverine panel, but nothing I could do could possibly top "It seems your penis has already decided!" I'm sorry. You're on your own here.



Poor Scott. Both his wife and his mistress cheat on him with Wolverine. It's like X-Men: The Last Stand all over again, only with more boobs (well, not if you count the ones behind the scenes).



"Shit! I fucked up!" is pretty good, but after "your penis has already decided" and "why didn't anyone tell me we were watching porn?" it's just kinda dead. It's the Dark Knight Strikes Again of wacky porno one-liners.

And Jean's kinda raping Colossus. If only there was some kind of wacky one-liner applicable to this situation. Ummm... she must be on the Duke lacrosse team?



The prospect of an orgy causes Scott's head to literally transform into one of those Easter Island statues. Oh, those Summers brothers!



"Might as well go get my power-suppressor, just in case an orgy breaks out." See, that's the kind of logic that only works in pornverse. And in Chuck Austen stories.



Now we know! And knowing is half the battle!



"I simply give her what she wants... hard!"

And that's why your mutant healing factor is currently fighting off about sixteen different STDs. Including one that was previously exclusive to goats.



Unfortunately, the rest of these aren't translated and I don't know Portugese. If anyone posts the translations in the comments, I'll put 'em up here.



Jean: I don’t understand. I always died of jealousy over Scott… I always reacted with rage every time another woman looked at him… b-but now

Scott: Oohhhhh… Rogue…How beautiful you are… delicious

Jean: The wretch is fucking one of my best friends… right in front of me. And this… this excites me so much.

Rogue: Hhhhmmmm… Fuck me….hhhhmmmmm…. Scott…..hhhhhmmm



Storm (thought bubbles from left to right): Just as I imagined, I’m not the only one to have these instincts.
- All of them were waiting for an opportunity to show their desires.
-Some more than others... he he he
-Even the most moral of us ends up surrendering when they find a good excuse.

Jean: Harder… harder

Scott: Come on, Rogue… you’re moving so good



Wolverine: Hhhhhmmmmm…I’m sorry for the lack of delicacy, Psylocke… but I like to push with force… until my balls are up against you.

Psylocke: I’m not made of porcelain… a little pain excites me

Psylocke: Without speaking of them, it’s your grossnesses that leave me shivering/ give me goosebumps.



Colossus: I see that you finally resolved to join us, comrade.

Scott: I admit that it’s impossible to resist for too long…hhmmmmm

Rogue: Ooohhhh..hhhhaannnn… I am… coming…so good

Jean: I adore you all….oooohhh



Jean: Scott put it in her asshole while she’s coming. I want her to know how delicious it is.

Scott: What?! You’re asking me this?

Jean: Cut the drama, Cyclops. I know very well how much you adore this and you should be dying from desire

Tear that little whore! I’m sure she’s going to like it just as much as I did.

Rogue: H-he is invading me from behind… it’s burning…hhhunffff… hurting

Jean: Sshhhh! Calm down, dear. In a little while you’ll get used to it



Scott: Hhmmmm, it's so tight.

Rogue: I never imagined that this could feel so pleasurable. How much time I wasted without having experimented with these things

Storm: Great goddess… I’m going to come



Panel 7:

Colossus: By the white wolf! Jean, I’m not going to be able to hold on for much longer

Jean: Then come... come with me, big boy! Push hard and come from deep inside

Jean: I’m coming so good that my pussy is drooling

Storm: Continue, Mystique! Put it in good.

Storm: Hhhhmmmm, hhaaannn, Come together, “sua vadia” (wasn’t sure what this meant).



I would just like to point out the OOOOOWWWWW!



And so, free of whatever modesty of suspicion, the brave/valorous mutants delivered the maximum pleasure, in a loud, synchronized climax, showing all the energy and fantasy that had accumulated up until then.

I'll host the whole thing on Megaupload or something similiar if anything wants it.